An exciting Friday night coming up
I know many of you wonder what exciting things I do on Friday nights. Well, it is a mish-mash of VIP parties, suite level tickets to sporting events, and this Friday, I’ll be spending it in an expensive, exclusive room overlooking Portland.
Jen is having surgery Friday morning on the hill and apparently they are keeping her overnight for observation. Of course, Jen told me “If you want to go out Friday, you should.” What the hell am I going to tell people when they ask about my wife? “Yeah, she’s in the hospital.” Talk about being a terrible husband. I would probably end up getting punched in the face.
Granted hospitals are boring and it sucks spending time there, I am still going to do it. So if you are up in the VIP wondering where I was, now you’ll know.
I don’t have any plans for Valentine’s day. Do you?
In other news, I think that it is official: lolcats have jumped the shark. There were obvious indicators of it already jumping the shark but I think a lolcat BIBLE is where the good stuff ends.